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“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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horrorproportions:

dealing with anxiety

Hi I’m back!

junebugjubilee:

guy-ripleys-true-things:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

I’d still be a girl

this is not exciting

THERE WOULD BE TWO OF ME YES

GET READY WORLD

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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junebugjubilee:

guy-ripleys-true-things:

bakrua:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

i would be a giant fucking crab

I’d still be a girl

this is not exciting

THERE WOULD BE TWO OF ME YES

GET READY WORLD

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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marauders4evr:

ruinedchildhood:

Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.

No no no. Timmy was the sexist one. Not on purpose. He was ten. Many ten year olds go through this phase. Cosmo said this ironically, using Timmy’s thoughts against him. You see; this comes from a historical Fairly Odd Parents era where Cosmo was actually smart (though he did have random, idiotic, moments) and he and Wanda actually thought of gentle and creative ways to teach Timmy lessons instead of spending every episode acting like idiots as they chase after that purple baby that Cosmo gave birth to.

contractseal:

createpsalms:

Oh my gosh I almost started crying.

I don’t care about Glee. In fact, I actively dislike Glee. But this is beautiful. I’m sorry.

This is just too beautiful.

awwwww

pragtastic:

Hahaha, remember back when I worked at Kroger’s, that one time when I causally mentioned that I had a girlfriend, and next thing I knew I was in the office being reprimanded for “talking about my sex life”?

The simple act of saying that you aren’t straight is considered to be a sexual conversation. 

That is so fucked up.